He may still join the military, but only after his mom gets back from Bingo.
“While he achieved literally none of his stated objectives, the PowerPoint slides were clean, and he cc’d a lot of people.”
He's taking a firm stance not against, but in support of drug use.
"People say, ‘Oh, they risked their lives, they served their country.’ But did they ever have to convince a medical doctor to write a note? I don’t think so."
Musk emphasized that Trump’s leadership would bring “business savvy” to future military operations.
"Look, I get it. Balancing the budget is hard," he said, gesturing toward a stack of unopened medical bills.
One vet described the onslaught as “comedic IEDs.”
The State Department has condemned the plan as “appalling” and “outrageous,”
The president really wanted a Blizzard®
GOP blueprint offers bold vision to sacrifice those who have sacrificed
"One veteran even mentioned that his local bartender has never once put him on hold."
Happy 4th of July!
Tiny marshmallows deemed "key to soldier nutrition".
He's "just asking questions".
Sleep in peace tonight
"Trust me."
“We needed a font that would be taken as seriously as we are.”
But we all saw it coming.
Just hang on. Not yourself, silly!
Critics laud the realism of the latest franchise installment
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Repeated instances of same issues just "a pattern of isolated occurrences"
Strippasaurus Rex remains elusive for troops without $20
Thank you for your service.
You can't unsee it.
He fired 47 shots, all in his head.
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