Clay Beyersdorfer

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Elon Musk awarded Bronze Star for accomplishing nothing

Elon Musk awarded Bronze Star for accomplishing nothing

“While he achieved literally none of his stated objectives, the PowerPoint slides were clean, and he cc’d a lot of people.”

Jun 6, 2025 4 min read paid

Combat vet joins War on Drugs

Combat vet joins War on Drugs

May 21, 2025 3 min read paid

Man who sat out war declares war on those who didn't

Man who sat out war declares war on those who didn't

Apr 14, 2025 4 min read paid

Elon Musk appoints Donald Trump as Commander-in-Chief

Elon Musk appoints Donald Trump as Commander-in-Chief

Jan 20, 2025 4 min read paid

Ex-Army sniper prepares for potential VA healthcare cuts

Ex-Army sniper prepares for potential VA healthcare cuts

Dec 9, 2024 4 min read paid

Veterans suffer flashbacks after watching comedian bomb

Veterans suffer flashbacks after watching comedian bomb

Oct 30, 2024 3 min read paid

Al Qaeda marks 9/11 anniversary with Honor Flight to New York

Al Qaeda marks 9/11 anniversary with Honor Flight to New York

Sep 11, 2024 4 min read paid

Air Force One makes emergency landing at Dairy Queen

Air Force One makes emergency landing at Dairy Queen

Sep 9, 2024 3 min read paid

Project 2025 to cut veterans

Project 2025 to cut veterans

GOP blueprint offers bold vision to sacrifice those who have sacrificed

Aug 7, 2024 4 min read paid

Study says VA unable to provide veterans relief that drugs and alcohol can

Study says VA unable to provide veterans relief that drugs and alcohol can

"One veteran even mentioned that his local bartender has never once put him on hold."

Jul 10, 2024 3 min read paid

Nation celebrates tradition of asking Veterans whether or not fireworks bother them

Nation celebrates tradition of asking Veterans whether or not fireworks bother them

Jul 4, 2024 3 min read paid

Army Introduces 'Cereal for Dinner' DFAC Program

Army Introduces 'Cereal for Dinner' DFAC Program

Tiny marshmallows deemed "key to soldier nutrition".

Mar 30, 2024 2 min read paid

Local Man Unsure Which Global Terrorist to Sympathize With Next

Local Man Unsure Which Global Terrorist to Sympathize With Next

Mar 9, 2024 2 min read paid

Toby Keith Reunites with American Soldier

Toby Keith Reunites with American Soldier

Feb 6, 2024 2 min read paid

Top 5 disability ratings as ranked by a drunk guy at the VFW

Top 5 disability ratings as ranked by a drunk guy at the VFW

Feb 2, 2024 3 min read paid

‘Declaration of Military Accountability’ Written Entirely in Comic Sans

‘Declaration of Military Accountability’ Written Entirely in Comic Sans

Jan 3, 2024 2 min read paid

Army Football Player Has No Idea He'll Eventually Be Relieved From Command

Army Football Player Has No Idea He'll Eventually Be Relieved From Command

Dec 4, 2023 1 min read paid

Automated VA Voicemail Just Long Enough to Tie the Rope, Study Finds

Automated VA Voicemail Just Long Enough to Tie the Rope, Study Finds

Just hang on. Not yourself, silly!

Nov 7, 2023 3 min read paid