JOINT BASE LEWIS-MCCHORD, WA — A major crisis was averted in the early morning hours after Staff Sgt. William Moya apprehended a soldier jaywalking under the influence and placed him into
ATLANTA, GA — The Atlanta Braves announced this morning the team would be handing out free Tomahawk cruise missiles to its fans in uniform during Military Appreciation Night on Thursday, while
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the infamous Miley Cyrus performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, U.S. military psychological units have been broadcasting the video to every known Al Qaeda
CROSSVILLE, TN - The U.S. Army has reportedly fixed a family's leaky faucet in Crossville, Tenn., although Army sources have confirmed that most of the family'
VILSECK, GERMANY — Armed Forces Network (AFN) Europe, the Europe branch of the well-known and extremely popular military television network, broke into this year's Emmys with a nomination for
THE PENTAGON – Many service members were scratching their heads Monday after receiving a cryptic new directive from the office of Gen. Martin Dempsey, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad WASHINGTON D.C. – Department of Defense and White House officials praised the actions of the Syrian government for their mass slaughter of defenseless civilians through non-chemical
The following is an opinion piece by General Martin E. Dempsey, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. As our nation stands on the brink of another military intervention, I&
CAMP PENDLETON, CA — A U.S. Marine putting the finishing touches on an "epic moto video" of numerous war crimes committed during a deployment to Afghanistan last year
FT LEAVENWORTH, KS — An administrative error has been blamed for a mix-up in sentencing involving the cases of convicted Fort Hood shooter Maj. Nidal Hasan and Bradley Manning, the Army
KANSAS CITY, MO — A man known for harboring conspiracy theories over what happened on Sept. 11, 2001 was mysteriously killed today after a building fell on top of him during
WASHINGTON, DC — Secretary of State John Kerry announced he would be firmly against any military action in Syria, and plans to lead an anti-war movement to protest the conflict as
Let me be clear: There is nothing more important to myself or this great nation than supporting the men and women who make up our armed forces. So that'
FORT HOOD, TX — After being convicted and sent to death row for the murder of 13 soldiers, the death sentence of former Army Maj. Nidal Hasan has been delayed indefinitely
Twas the day after gassing, when throughout the White House No one’s courage was showing, not as big as a mouse; The Nobel was hung by the chimney with
WASHINGTON, DC – Insisting his administration has been exceptionally clear on standards of conduct for state dinners and public events, President Barack Obama says he is seriously considering staging an intervention
A typical Marine Corps Wednesday. QUANTICO, VA — The Marine Corps is taking steps to limit on-base liquor sales as the first stage of the Corps' ramp-up for the possible
DAMASCUS, SYRIA – A group of pro-Syrian government hackers have reported that their electronic cyber-offensive against the Marine Corps has been prematurely concluded after its members became stranded on the login
WORLDWIDE – Doomsday prophecies were actualized in an unholy and gruesome ceremony as the United States Navy inducted its freshest batch of minions into the Chief’s Mess, sources confirmed Friday.
While the United States debates a military response to the Syrian government's alleged use of chemical weapons on Aug. 21, Americans were shown this photo of Syrian President
MEDITERRANEAN SEA — A sailor on the USS Barry (DDG-52) off the coast of Syria is getting extremely tired of waiting around to push a big red missile launch button, sources
WASHINGTON, D.C. – First Lady Michelle Obama has challenged Asma al-Assad, wife of Syrian President Bashir al-Assad, to a sanctioned one night Pay-Per-View match for control of Syria’s Weapons
Morena Baccarin plays Jessica Brody, a character way too attractive to be married to an enlisted Marine. ARLINGTON, VA — Pentagon officials reacted strongly Monday to the season three premiere of
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN – Saying this briefing he’s sitting through would be a “real drag" if not for the iced caramel macchiato in front of him, Maj. Gen. Thad Simon
TWENTYNINE PALMS, CA — Marine leaders aboard Twentynine Palms are still recovering from Monday's discovery of a methamphetamine laboratory in the office of the base's commanding general.
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