Defense secretary insists meeting is secure because it’s on Google Calendar as “Private”
Secretary of War orders maximum lethality, receives minimum validation
Pentagon insists new base name will really bring the country together this time
Audit finds lack of dead hang directly correlated with collapse of two nations
Budgetary offices across the service branches are scrambling after receiving the ambiguous guidance.
"Recruiting an entire regiment based only on skin color? What were we thinking?”
Now our warfighters won’t lose access to the lube that keeps the Defense Department grinding.
"Accountability has been my watchword from day one, and my little boo-boo is no exception,” he said.
"It’s just a fun little thought experiment for our planners to get some practice.”
"We’re all a little confused about how this happened."
"No one gets to launch tactical nukes at Philadelphia until they’re 100% complete on annual training.”
"Do I want Trump to forget to call me or Harris? It’s a pickle.”
