Nation that doesn’t care about Russian war crimes also doesn’t care about American war crimes
“Unless it tastes good or looks cool, I am completely out of fucks to give,” said one citizen.
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Inside the race to design the douchiest department of war t-shirt
Pete Hegseth demands designs that are ‘super fucking lethal.’
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ICE partners with Taliban to round up Afghan interpreters
Under the agreement, the Taliban will offer “on-the-ground expertise” in displacing and shattering the lives of former allies.
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Putin meets with high-level asset in Alaska
U.S. intel community describes situation as “super-weird, even for Alaska”
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Hegseth orders military to paint 'Z' on all vehicles
The markings will distinguish U.S. forces from “freedom-hating and war-mongering Ukrainians,” according to Hegseth.
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The pros and cons of a Russian propagandist serving as director of national intelligence
Pro: This will own the libs, so hard
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Theologians say God actually hates the infantry
"Look me in the eye and tell me God does not 100% revile the infantry."
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Navy creates concubine rating
“For the last time, this is not the same as SWCC."
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J.D. Vance: The math on d-day doesn't add up
It was a drain on our resources, Senator writes.
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Zelensky to congressional leaders: "May you live forever"
Alpha males line up to avoid a fight
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Turn your access to classified information into a side hustle with these five steps
What could go wrong? This is easy money.
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Navy football’s jerseys exclude SEALs in favor of the silent service
Who even knew there were Navy people that aren't SEALS?
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US vows evacuation of citizens from Gaza will be as flawless as Afghan evacuation
Sometimes the sequel is even better than the original.
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Nine line apparel rolls out home furnishing collection
Nothing says Patriot like a multi-cam davenport
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Israeli, Palestinian officials commit to ensuring kids grow up hating one another
Second verse! Same as the first!
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Milley opens 'joint chiefs' cannabis shop outside fort Myer gate
"Bro! 'High Command' bro! Get it? High Command!"
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Tuberville demands DoD stop defending alabama until state reduces infant mortality
"It's a states rights issue, except when that's inconvenient."
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Veteran hospitalized after attempting to simultaneously stand for flag, kneel for cross
It's a VET THING, you wouldn't understand.
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Nation wishes Hollywood strike happened whenever the hurt locker was made
But that scene in the grocery store, bro! So real, bro!
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Leading barracks lawyers agree Trump should go AWOL
Bro, seriously. Like, I mean, f'real dog!
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Students forced to be woke! DeSantis sues Florida's 6th Ranger training battalion
People hungry and living outside less of an issue
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Invoking military heroism, congressman santos pleads not guilty
Plans to chair Armed Services Committee, cure cancer
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Russian General celebrates 2 weeks of not dying in Ukraine
Pretty solid record.
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West Point halts cross burnings indefinitely
The KKK has also been disinvited from campus.
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Inside the push to create SEALs for the Space Force
Get ready for a unit of burly galactic spartans.
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