Nation that doesn’t care about Russian war crimes also doesn’t care about American war crimes
“Unless it tastes good or looks cool, I am completely out of fucks to give,” said one citizen.
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Inside the race to design the douchiest Department of War t-shirt
Pete Hegseth demands designs that are ‘super fucking lethal.’
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ICE partners with Taliban to round up Afghan interpreters
Under the agreement, the Taliban will offer “on-the-ground expertise” in displacing and shattering the lives of former allies.
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Putin meets with high-level asset in Alaska
U.S. intel community describes situation as “super-weird, even for Alaska”
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Hegseth orders military to paint 'Z' on all vehicles
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The pros and cons of a Russian propagandist serving as Director of National Intelligence
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Theologians say God actually hates the infantry
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Navy creates Concubine rating
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J.D. Vance: The math on D-Day doesn't add up
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Zelensky to congressional leaders: "May you live forever"
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Turn your access to classified information into a side hustle with these five steps
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Navy Football’s jerseys exclude SEALs in favor of The Silent Service
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US vows evacuation of citizens from Gaza will be as flawless as Afghan evacuation
Sometimes the sequel is even better than the original.
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Nine Line Apparel rolls out home furnishing collection
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Israeli, Palestinian officials commit to ensuring kids grow up hating one another
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Milley opens 'Joint Chiefs' cannabis shop outside Fort Myer gate
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Tuberville demands DoD stop defending Alabama until state reduces infant mortality
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Veteran hospitalized after attempting to simultaneously stand for flag, kneel for cross
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Nation wishes Hollywood strike happened whenever The Hurt Locker was made
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Leading barracks lawyers agree Trump should go AWOL
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