Air Force shoots down military spouse after mistaking it for spy balloon
Stuff happens. Mistakes were made. #FakeNews
By Cat Astronaut
The US Air Force has shot down a military spouse over a base in Texas after mistaking the “large, blimp-like object” for a Chinese spy balloon.
“All these spy balloon sightings have had us on high alert. When we saw this globular, bulbous mass lurching towards base we had to take it out,” Maj. Derek Lambert said. “Turns out it was just St…
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