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Army: Dahmer missed several mandatory SHARP trainings

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Army: Dahmer missed several mandatory SHARP trainings

WASHINGTON — The U.S. Army has realized that infamous serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer did not attend several mandatory training requirements, including a Sexual Harassment Assault Response & Prevention (SHARP) briefing while he was a combat medic that may have prevented his killing spree.

"We believe that if Specialist Dahmer would have attended those briefings, 17 people would likely not have been sexually assaulted," said Army chief of staff Gen. James McConville. "Unfortunately there is no mention of murder in the Army SHARP program so we cannot promise he would not have killed those people."

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