DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: The Beastie Boys give your weekend safety brief
I can’t stand it, you know we banned it
I’m-a set straight this DUI rate
I can’t stand recallin’ you all back here
On Saturday when I’d rather be drinkin’ a beer
So while you’re at parade rest and wonder why
I got you formed up on a Friday outside
Oh my god, it's a relief
I’m tellin’ y’all it’s a safety brief
So so so—
So listen up, cuz you can't get arrested
If she tells you “no” then don't molest it
But if back to your place she has gone
Put on a rubber, and keep it on and on
Cuz later on you might just see
An STD — it’s gonna burn when you go pee
You’re schemin’ on a thing that’ll give you grief
I’m tryin’ to tell ya now, it’s a safety brief
Listen all o’ y’all, it’s a safety brief
Listen all o’ y’all, it’s a safety brief
Listen all o’ y’all, it’s a safety brief
Listen all o’ y’all, it’s a safety brief
I can’t stand it, you know we banned it
You go and get high, there’s no alibi
Cuz if your stoner friend passes what he's got
And you smoke pot you know you’re gonna piss hot
But make no mistakes or passes are cancelled
I'm Jimmy Mattis when I fly off the handle
What could it be, it's a relief
You're schemin’ on a thing, in your safety brief
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