DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: The Beastie Boys give your weekend safety brief

I can’t stand it, you know we banned it

I’m-a set straight this DUI rate

I can’t stand recallin’ you all back here

On Saturday when I’d rather be drinkin’ a beer

So while you’re at parade rest and wonder why

I got you formed up on a Friday outside

Oh my god, it's a relief

I’m tellin’ y’all it’s a safety brief

So so so—

So listen up, cuz you can't get arrested

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