Coast Guard saves shark from crazy, delusional police chief

“We see this sort of thing all the time," officials said.

By Slab Squatthrust

AMITY ISLAND — The U.S. Coast Guard has released dramatic footage of a shark being rescued after being attacked by a crazed and mentally disturbed off-duty police chief.

The footage taken onboard a Coast Guard cutter showed a defenseless shark swimming near the bay when a dusty old vessel called the Orca rolled up on the animal and sho…