DoD asks Israel, Hamas to move Intifada to Pacific
Austin: "Look, we've put a lot of time and money into this."
Marines on a small island in the Pacific await the arrival of Hamas and the IDF so they can enforce peace.
ARLINGTON, Va. – Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has reportedly asked Hamas military chief Muhammad Deif and Israeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant if it would be possible to move the Third Intifada from southern Israel to a location within Indo-Pacific Command, Duffel Blog has learned.
“I understand the logistical difficulties that any relocation would create,” said Austin according to a transcript of one of the calls. “However, our rebalancing of forces and growing recruiting limitations mean it is no longer feasible to give CENTCOM the attention we have given it for the previous several decades. It would be far more convenient to us if all belligerents involved in the Third Intifada could agree to move hostilities to a new warzone somewhere in INDOPACOM. We have identified several locations with all the prerequisites for a supportable Intifada. For example, Australia's Northern…
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