DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Beyoncé gives your weekend safety brief

All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers) All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers) All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers) All the single soldiers

Now put your hands up Up in the club, don’t get drunk Stop doing your own little thing You decided to dip but you better not trip 'Cause another brother noticed her She’s up on him, ease up on me Don't pay him any attention 'Cause you’ll just fail and go to jail You can't be mad at me

'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it But for God’s sake, if she’s a stripper, don’t put a ring on it Don't be mad once you see that he want it If he likes it, then he might put put a ring on it Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh

'Cause if she likes you, then she’ll put your Tricare on it If she likes you, then she’ll put your Tricare on it Don't be dumb once you see that she wants it If she likes you, then she’ll put your Tricare on it You’ll get gloss on your lips, a chick on your hips Got you tighter than your parachute harness Acting up, drink in your cup You can care less what I think But you need my permission, did I mention? Don't pay her any attention 'Cause you had your turn, but now you gon' learn What it really feels like to miss muster

'Cause if you hate it, then you shouldn’ta put your oath on it If you hate it, then you shouldn’ta put your oath on it Don't be mad once you see that you’re busted If you hate it, then you shouldn’ta put your oath on it

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'Cause if you hate it, then you shouldn’t climb on it If you hate it, then you shouldn’t climb on it Don't be mad once you see that court-martial If you hate it, then you shouldn’t climb on it

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Don't drink then go drive thru the world Don’t drink until you hurl You sober’s what I prefer, what I deserve I’m a man that breaks you then makes you And delivers you to a destiny, to infinity and beyond Pull me into your arms Say I'm the one you want If you don't, you'll be alone As our caissons go rolling along

All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers) All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers) All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers) All the single soldiers

Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh

Though you like it, please don’t put a ring on it I’ll just be mad and punch your taint about it Though you like it, please don’t put a ring on it

Oh, oh, oh

If she sucks it, then you should put some meds on it If she sucks it, then you should put some meds on it Don't be mad once you see the sores on it If you liked it, then you shoulda put a rubber on it