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First Sergeant still an asshole after visit from ghosts on Christmas Eve

"Screw you ungrateful shitbirds, everyone!"

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No balls to tell him his neck is looking thin.

FORT CAVAZOS, Tx. – First Sergeant Thomas “Ebenezer” Scrooge is still a complete asshole despite a Christmas Eve visit by several apparitions who attempted to get him to change his salty ways, soldiers in his unit reported. 

“The dudes who didn’t go home had formation on Christmas Day and were told to return …

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