[INSERT MILITARY UNIT] Struggling with [INSERT OUTDATED OR PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIOR]

Repeated instances of same issues just "a pattern of isolated occurrences"

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WASHINGTON D.C. – Amid a slew of public relations nightmares for the armed forces, [INSERT MILITARY UNIT] is reportedly grappling with [INSERT OUTDATED OR PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIOR].

Despite initial reports pinning the [INSERT OUTDATED OR PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIOR] on [INSERT MILITARY UNIT], there are whispers that this issue might be more wide…