Jedi chaplain finds your lack of faith disturbing

Why does Chaps keep trying to Force choke me?

By As For Class

PATRICK SPACE FORCE BASE, Fla. — The U.S. Space Force has announced the appointment of the first Jedi chaplain, a bold move aimed at providing spiritual support to the growing number of troops who follow the paths of the Force and extreme nerd culture.

Jedi Master Jonathan Blaster, a longtime Star Wars fan, was ecstatic about the opportuni…