By Bad Lawyer
In an unprecedented move, the Navy announced today it would relieve itself of command due to a loss of trust and confidence.
“After firing over 750 officers and chiefs in the last month, it has become abundantly clear we lack the required sound decision-making skills to maintain control of the world’s second-largest maritime fighting force,” said Adm. Michael M. Gilday at a press conference announcing the decision.
“Plus, we no longer have the personnel to run things ourselves. It’s basically like a post-Covid Chick-Fil-a.”
The Air Force has announced it will step in to command the Navy for the foreseeable future, despite the Space Force being voted “Branch Least Likely to Cause a Scandal” in a recent Military Times poll.
“The Air Force remains ready, willing, and able to lead to successfully lead the Navy,” said Gen. Charles Q. Brown, Jr. “Plus, we never fire any of our commanders so we don’t have staffing issues.”
According to the Navy, the decision to relieve itself of comm…
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