‘No proof of aliens’ says Space Force General of the Galaxy Mzorpus Klaatu
Yeah, those are probably just weather balloons.
By Bull Winkle
WASHINGTON — Recently released videos of Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP) show no evidence of extraterrestrial life, said Mzorpus Klaatu, Space Force’s General of Galaxy Markarian 422 and foremost alien expert.
“Disregard my title and command,” said Klaatu to a bi-partisan Congressional panel, “it is not important and too complex for mos…
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