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Oct 05, 2022
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WASHINGTON — The National Security Agency announced this morning they will be unveiling the result of almost two decades of data collection: A new smartphone app will translate your girlfriend's passive-aggressive "I don't care where we eat" into the actual restaurant she really has in mind.

The technology will work like Amazon's Alexa. After a heated ar…

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