Study finds 87% of Marine privates could be replaced with Roombas

Can a Roomba beat a final boss or drink 7 Four Lokos in 14 minutes?

Dec 26, 2023

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Honestly? This is overkill.

QUANTICO, VA — A groundbreaking study conducted by Marine Corps Systems Command has revealed that 87% of Marine privates could potentially be replaced by Roombas, the popular robotic vacuum cleaners.

“We started noticing that the tasks often assigned to our privates—sweeping barracks, cutting the grass, shining floors, that so…

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