Study: Rising sea levels may affect thousands of warrant officers lounging on beach during middle of workday

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By Cat Astronaut

According to a new Department of Defense study into the effects of climate change on military operations, rising sea levels could inconvenience thousands of warrant officers lounging on the beach during the middle of the workday.

“Many warrant officers return to the exact same beach to relax every afternoon when they’re supposed to be at …