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Zombies who devoured Camp Lejeune personnel may be entitled to compensation

Final settlements will be subject to class size and recovery. Also brains.

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W.E. Linde
Oct 27, 2023
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JACKSONVILLE, NC – Military legal experts and shaman representatives of the living dead have started a campaign to build awareness that zombies suffering from the effects of devouring Camp Lejeune personnel may be entitled to financial compensation.

The government has acknowledged that for decades thousands of military personnel and dependents were expos…

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