Coast Guard Defends Baltimore's Inner Harbor Hard Rock Cafe

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New Battle Command Network Offers Unprecedented Micromanagement Opportunities

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Study: Use Of Military Jargon Validates Pathetic Existence

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NSA Overturns Court's Overturning Of Surveillance Program Ruling

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Militants Unhappy Recruit Got ‘Ariel’ On ‘Which Disney Princess Are You?’ Quiz

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Baltimore Unrest Tied To Saudi-Iranian Proxy Wars

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Air Force Permits Atheists To Mentally Omit 'God' During Forced Prayers

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New Navy 'Battle Stations' Simulates PowerPoint, Trash Sorting

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ISIS Grudgingly Admits Half Its 71 Soldiers In US Already Married, More Than $50K In Debt

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Conservatives Invited To A Weekend Of Burning Shit For Just $50k

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Females Complain After Administration MOS Opened To Males

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Fat Sailor Claims He’s Overweight Because He Just Eats Too Much

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Army Plans 'Dad Bod' Physical Standards For Males With Dependents

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Odierno Mandates Bigger Name Tape So He Doesn’t Have To Get New Glasses

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Pro-American Brand Launches 'Tapped Out' Patriotic Casket Line

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OPINION: I Fight Human Sex Trafficking By Always Giving My Hookers A DVD To Learn Karate

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

REPORT: State Department Losing Propaganda War To Group That Recruits Suicide Bombers

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Controversial Video Shows ISIS Fighters Entering DFAC With Dirty Gear

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

ISIS Hit With Massive Wireless Bill After Sending 'Message To America'

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Soldier Disappointed To Learn Jade Helm Not In Fact A Coup

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