KANSAS CITY, MO — A man known for harboring conspiracy theories over what happened on Sept. 11, 2001 was mysteriously killed today after a building fell on top of him during
WASHINGTON, DC — Secretary of State John Kerry announced he would be firmly against any military action in Syria, and plans to lead an anti-war movement to protest the conflict as
Let me be clear: There is nothing more important to myself or this great nation than supporting the men and women who make up our armed forces. So that'
FORT HOOD, TX — After being convicted and sent to death row for the murder of 13 soldiers, the death sentence of former Army Maj. Nidal Hasan has been delayed indefinitely
Twas the day after gassing, when throughout the White House No one’s courage was showing, not as big as a mouse; The Nobel was hung by the chimney with
WASHINGTON, DC – Insisting his administration has been exceptionally clear on standards of conduct for state dinners and public events, President Barack Obama says he is seriously considering staging an intervention
A typical Marine Corps Wednesday. QUANTICO, VA — The Marine Corps is taking steps to limit on-base liquor sales as the first stage of the Corps' ramp-up for the possible
DAMASCUS, SYRIA – A group of pro-Syrian government hackers have reported that their electronic cyber-offensive against the Marine Corps has been prematurely concluded after its members became stranded on the login
WORLDWIDE – Doomsday prophecies were actualized in an unholy and gruesome ceremony as the United States Navy inducted its freshest batch of minions into the Chief’s Mess, sources confirmed Friday.
While the United States debates a military response to the Syrian government's alleged use of chemical weapons on Aug. 21, Americans were shown this photo of Syrian President
MEDITERRANEAN SEA — A sailor on the USS Barry (DDG-52) off the coast of Syria is getting extremely tired of waiting around to push a big red missile launch button, sources
WASHINGTON, D.C. – First Lady Michelle Obama has challenged Asma al-Assad, wife of Syrian President Bashir al-Assad, to a sanctioned one night Pay-Per-View match for control of Syria’s Weapons
Morena Baccarin plays Jessica Brody, a character way too attractive to be married to an enlisted Marine. ARLINGTON, VA — Pentagon officials reacted strongly Monday to the season three premiere of
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN – Saying this briefing he’s sitting through would be a “real drag" if not for the iced caramel macchiato in front of him, Maj. Gen. Thad Simon
TWENTYNINE PALMS, CA — Marine leaders aboard Twentynine Palms are still recovering from Monday's discovery of a methamphetamine laboratory in the office of the base's commanding general.
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Pentagon and NCAA sources have confirmed that military action against Bashar Al-Assad’s regime in Syria will be delayed until after the completion of the 2014 college football
KABUL — A platoon sergeant on his first deployment to a combat zone is sitting in his seat on a C-17 aircraft puking and praying to God like he's
THE OCEAN, THE WORLD – Claiming it’s not their job or admitting that they simply can’t be bothered, sailors on the bridge of the carrier USS George H.W.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources confirm that the solution to the chemical weapons crisis in Syria came as a result of an all-night bender attended by Secretary of State John Kerry
Gen. Dunford's personal bicycle is expected to be one of the yard sale favorites. KABUL — Facing the daunting task of redeploying the entire ISAF Coalition and all of
SAN FERNANDO, Calif. — Ask adult film star Sophi "Vagzilla" Shaina what her favorite outfit is and you may get a strange answer: the drab set of Army ACU&
WASHINGTON, DC — Washington Redskins' owner Dan Snyder stunned the football community this weekend when he announced plans to change the name of his team from the Redskins to the
NORFOLK – With the E-4 Navy-wide Advancement Exam happening now, aspiring petty officers have been hitting the books in droves and actually learning about their jobs. Boatswain’s Mate Seaman Andrea
Dear Mr. Football Player, I saw on Twitter you think it's easy and takes no skills to kill people. Well, let me tell you this. It takes mad
WILMINGTON, NC — A local man and former Marine was accused of indiscriminately killing multiple beers and shooting tequila last night at a local bar, witnesses say. The suspect, 25-year-old Antoine
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