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Space Force doctors daunted to learn rocket surgery
WASHINGTON — With President Donald Trump's announcement of a new Space Force service branch, military doctors are preparing themselves for the impossible but
Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read
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Report: New Space Force recruits not as tough as the old Space Force
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. – New Space Force recruits are coming into the service less disciplined and physically weaker this month than the Space Force recruits from last month, sources
Oct 5, 2022 · 2 min readSpaceiLeaks releases correspondence standards for US Space Force
CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN, Colo. — Duffel Blog has received the following excerpt from a draft of the new U.S. Space Force's Regulation 25-50, Preparing and Managing
Oct 5, 2022 · 3 min readMattis assures Air Force it will still be loved after Space Force is born
WASHINGTON — The U.S. Air Force has been acting out at school recently, Duffel Blog has learned. “I think the little tyke is just anxious about the arrival
Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min readFemale private files sexual harassment complaint with Space Force IG
GATEWAY STATION — In the latest sign of trouble for the nascent Space Force, Pfc. Jenette Vasquez of the Colonial Marine Corps has gone public with a sexual harassment
Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read
Space Force seeking applications for transfer to mobile infantry
WASHINGTON — The Space Force Recruiting and Retention Command announced today that it is seeking applications from current active-duty Army 11-series MOS and Marine 03xx-series MOS
Oct 5, 2022 · 2 min read
Space Force now soliciting uniform concepts from industry
Two months ago, President Donald Trump announced the creation of a new branch of military service within the Department of Defense, the U.S. Space Force. A recently
Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min readSpace Force reservists already volunteering for temporary duty on moon to escape wives
WASHINGTON — Thousands of male reservists have submitted temporary duty (TDY) request packets to the Space Force for assignment on the moon in an attempt to avoid their wives,
Oct 5, 2022 · 2 min read
Space Force already restricted to Earth liberty
MERRITT ISLAND, Fla. — Military commanders have barred potential Space Force members from engaging in any liberty activities outside of Earth’s atmosphere, sources confirmed today. The decision came
Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read
Space Force anthem ensures aliens will never contact Earth
They hate the song like everyone else.
Sep 22, 2022 · 2 min read
Space Force sends recruiters to Buzz Lightyear premiere
To your cubicle, and beyond!
Jun 15, 2022 · 2 min read
Inside the push to create SEALs for the Space Force
Get ready for a unit of burly galactic spartans.
May 22, 2022 · 2 min read
Critics pan Space Force, claiming the depiction of clueless general is unrealistic
It's just too absurd.
Feb 18, 2022 · 2 min read
Space Force cook swears his hard-boiled eggs did not put that alien growing inside you
Game over man, game over!
Feb 7, 2022 · 2 min read
More actors shot into space than Space Force personnel: Report
Who didn't see this coming.
Dec 15, 2021 · 2 min read
Space Force still on Air Force’s phone plan
Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula.
Jul 21, 2021 · 2 min read
‘No proof of aliens’ says Space Force General of the galaxy Mzorpus Klaatu
Yeah, those are probably just weather balloons.
Jun 4, 2021 · 2 min read
Space Force bans moon landings after discovering rare species of lunar tortoise
This is a huge setback
May 12, 2021 · 2 min read
Michigan to host first Space Force militia
They already have about 10 cases of freeze-dried astronaut ice cream.
Mar 12, 2021 · 2 min read
Space Force fitness test to be administered entirely in swivel chairs
“Swively rolly office chairs are a staple of the Space Force,” said Guardian Groot-Class Gaius Baltar.
Jan 22, 2021 · 2 min read
