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First case of coronavirus traced to Marine putting hands in pockets

First case of coronavirus traced to Marine putting hands in pockets

QUANTICO, Va. — The first confirmed case of the COVID-19 coronavirus in a U.S. military member has been traced to a Marine putting his hands in his pockets last week, according to sources.

Pentagon sources say the unidentified Marine put his hands in his pockets for upwards of 30 seconds, despite strict orders from his command sergeant major that "That's daggone nasty."

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