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Pentagon strikes 'narco-terrorist' sleigh, reindeer off Venezuela coast

Pentagon strikes 'narco-terrorist' sleigh, reindeer off Venezuela coast

Notorious home invader finally neutralized in Christmas Eve strike, officials say.

Dec 25, 2025 4 min read

Trump blows cover on Venezuela op, crushes SEALs’ dreams of book deals

Trump blows cover on Venezuela op, crushes SEALs’ dreams of book deals

“We trained our whole lives for this chapter,” sources say.

Nov 17, 2025 4 min read members

HGTV debuts 'Gardening with the Guard' series

HGTV debuts 'Gardening with the Guard' series

Highlights new Army values of Loyalty, Duty, Selfless Service, and Landscaping

Oct 24, 2025 4 min read paid

New Air Force One denied security clearance due to excessive foreign connections

New Air Force One denied security clearance due to excessive foreign connections

Jun 13, 2025 3 min read paid

Hegseth thinking that DEI Coordinator job at National Guard Bureau looks pretty sweet right now

Hegseth thinking that DEI Coordinator job at National Guard Bureau looks pretty sweet right now

May 7, 2025 3 min read paid

Trade Wars Service Medal delayed by China tariffs

Trade Wars Service Medal delayed by China tariffs

"The supplier increased the cost by 145%."

Apr 23, 2025 3 min read paid

Hegseth’s top tips on using the Warrior Ethos to abandon allies and warfighters

Hegseth’s top tips on using the Warrior Ethos to abandon allies and warfighters

Here are Hegseth’s best “easy outs” for serving allies and partners a big cold dish of reality.

Mar 5, 2025 3 min read paid

Mike Flynn appointed Special Envoy to the region between Putin’s ass cheeks

Mike Flynn appointed Special Envoy to the region between Putin’s ass cheeks

Feb 19, 2025 4 min read paid

Veterans advise hurricane relief recipients on Rat-Fucking MREs

Veterans advise hurricane relief recipients on Rat-Fucking MREs

“People may have been evacuated by soldiers, but they don’t have to eat like them."

Oct 18, 2024 4 min read paid

Colonel Sanders, Cap’n Crunch locked in bitter stolen valor feud

Colonel Sanders, Cap’n Crunch locked in bitter stolen valor feud

Oct 9, 2024 3 min read paid

Army judge rules E-4 mafia has immunity for official acts

Army judge rules E-4 mafia has immunity for official acts

Aug 9, 2024 4 min read paid

West Point replaces mission statement with dancing mule Tik Tok

West Point replaces mission statement with dancing mule Tik Tok

Mar 22, 2024 2 min read paid

Are you trapped in an escape room or just your weekly staff meeting?

Are you trapped in an escape room or just your weekly staff meeting?

Jan 9, 2024 3 min read paid

Pentagon authorizes Bureaucratic Combat Inaction Award

Pentagon authorizes Bureaucratic Combat Inaction Award

Mar 28, 2023 2 min read paid

Eddie Gallagher’s Top 5 defense tips for Russians accused of war crimes

Eddie Gallagher’s Top 5 defense tips for Russians accused of war crimes

Apr 26, 2022 2 min read paid

Putin says Russia has 'turned a corner' in Ukraine

Putin says Russia has 'turned a corner' in Ukraine

Mar 21, 2022 2 min read paid

Mike Flynn named National Security Advisor for Donetsk People’s Republic

Mike Flynn named National Security Advisor for Donetsk People’s Republic

Mar 12, 2022 2 min read paid

Strippers mobilize in support of US troop deployment to Europe

Strippers mobilize in support of US troop deployment to Europe

Feb 14, 2022 2 min read paid