Pentagon reviewing tuition assistance after discovering one graduate
Pentagon says outcomes ‘indistinguishable’ from real wars
Company says shift reflects ‘evolving understanding of constitutional rights’
President says wall ‘needed a winner’ and ‘a little more gold’
President says deal would be ‘tremendous,’ ‘very fair,’ and ‘honestly a win for everyone’
“We’re working hard to make the SIPR sites you need the most confusing piles of shit imaginable," an official said.
Pentagon confirms use of 47,000 troops, 92 aircraft, and 13 general officers to oversee the operation.
Defense Secretary allegedly confused training for a ‘how-to’ seminar.
The policy was praised by creepy E-7s going through their second divorce.
“He screamed that tipping was socialism and threw a can of creamed corn at the nearest enlisted kid.”
After each crossing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, sentinels now scream “AFLAC!”
President promises ‘best, most secret invasion ever — everybody knows it’
Officials say advanced students may graduate to Green Eggs and Ham
Agency says it will weaponize Benadryl next
USS Wasp leadership fears crew will collectivize chow line
Governor hails “historic partnership” between citrus industry and underpaid weekend warriors
Commandant confirms it’s not temporary dysfunction—it’s the mission.
Says move is part of broader strategy to ‘de-gay the gray hulls.’
Let's all wish him luck.
Anyone else know bout this?
It's just too absurd.
This should fix everything.
We are just glad someone does.
The gang's all here.
Predatory lending knows no cultural bounds.
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