Stephen Miller calls ICE on commissary baggers for asking him to tip
“He screamed that tipping was socialism and threw a can of creamed corn at the nearest enlisted kid.”
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Cash-strapped Pentagon downgrades to military service with ads
After each crossing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, sentinels now scream “AFLAC!”
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Trump announces CIA op in Venezuela will go off without a hitch next week
President promises ‘best, most secret invasion ever — everybody knows it’
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Naval Academy adds 'See Spot Run' to reading list
Officials say advanced students may graduate to Green Eggs and Ham
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CIA destabilizes China by sending them Tylenol
Agency says it will weaponize Benadryl next
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Captain barely keeping a lid on all the Marxism onboard
USS Wasp leadership fears crew will collectivize chow line
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National Guard mobilized to pick fruit
Governor hails “historic partnership” between citrus industry and underpaid weekend warriors
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Marine Commandant realizes this is just how it’s going to be now
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Hegseth renames USNS Harvey Milk to USNS James Earl Ray, but a different one
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Guy who totally would’ve joined is just about to go fight in Ukraine too
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Director of Naval Intelligence asking if anyone else has heard about this Ukraine thing
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Critics pan Space Force, claiming the depiction of clueless general is unrealistic
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Stuart Scheller to regain credibility with appearance on Tucker Carlson
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Meet the boot who cares about the Army-Navy game
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VFW delays event until fat guy with a beard shows up
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Used Jingle Truck dealers in Kabul preying on Taliban privates
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Navy denies NFL hopeful's request to delay service due to need for clueless Ensign
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Army opens Yes Men Academy for officers
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