Trump adds his own name to Vietnam Memorial
President says wall ‘needed a winner’ and ‘a little more gold’
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Trump offers Maduro pardon for three kilos of cocaine
President says deal would be ‘tremendous,’ ‘very fair,’ and ‘honestly a win for everyone’
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Military websites undergo annual update to make them worse
“We’re working hard to make the SIPR sites you need the most confusing piles of shit imaginable," an official said.
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Most powerful military in history mobilized to arrest guy washing dishes
Pentagon confirms use of 47,000 troops, 92 aircraft, and 13 general officers to oversee the operation.
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Hegseth disappointed Sexual Assault Training only covers prevention
Defense Secretary allegedly confused training for a ‘how-to’ seminar.
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Hegseth demands female service members treat all orders as lawful
The policy was praised by creepy E-7s going through their second divorce.
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Stephen Miller calls ICE on commissary baggers for asking him to tip
“He screamed that tipping was socialism and threw a can of creamed corn at the nearest enlisted kid.”
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Cash-strapped Pentagon downgrades to military service with ads
After each crossing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, sentinels now scream “AFLAC!”
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Trump announces CIA op in Venezuela will go off without a hitch next week
President promises ‘best, most secret invasion ever — everybody knows it’
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Naval Academy adds 'See Spot Run' to reading list
Officials say advanced students may graduate to Green Eggs and Ham
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CIA destabilizes China by sending them Tylenol
Agency says it will weaponize Benadryl next
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Captain barely keeping a lid on all the Marxism onboard
USS Wasp leadership fears crew will collectivize chow line
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National Guard mobilized to pick fruit
Governor hails “historic partnership” between citrus industry and underpaid weekend warriors
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Marine Commandant realizes this is just how it’s going to be now
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Hegseth renames USNS Harvey Milk to USNS James Earl Ray, but a different one
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Guy who totally would’ve joined is just about to go fight in Ukraine too
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Director of Naval Intelligence asking if anyone else has heard about this Ukraine thing
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Critics pan Space Force, claiming the depiction of clueless general is unrealistic
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Stuart Scheller to regain credibility with appearance on Tucker Carlson
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Meet the boot who cares about the Army-Navy game
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