Biden wanders into War Room after hearing reports of Chinese lunch
Who doesn't love a good catered launch?
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By Bad Lawyer
WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden wandered into the White House Situation Room earlier today asking about reports of a Chinese lunch he had been hearing so much about.
“Did I miss all the egg rolls?” Biden asked a confused Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Mark A. Milley. “Cut the malarky, I don’t see any wontons.”
Chief of Staff Ron …
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