Space Force cook swears his hard-boiled eggs did not put that alien growing inside you

Game over man, game over!

By Slab Squatthurst

SPACE – It was another mundane watch on the USS Buzz Aldrin and you were just grabbing a quick protein snack before your shift when suddenly you sense what feels like a huge shit or an alien growing inside you. However, Culinary Specialist 2nd Class Harold Rubio nervously denies his hard-boiled eggs had anything to do with it.

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