VA to offer free cup of coffee while you wait in line to die
TYFYS.
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Pentagon leaders really struggling with performance review bullets this year
We are going to have to put some thought into this one.
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Toddler aimlessly wandering around base may be lost child or new XO
Either way, he is a cute little fella.
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More actors shot into space than Space Force personnel: Report
Who didn't see this coming.
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College student serving in National Guard enjoys worst of both worlds
Twice the fun
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Woke Navy goat steals herself
Chew on that.
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Meet the boot who cares about the Army-Navy game
We are just glad someone does.
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VFW delays event until fat guy with a beard shows up
The gang's all here.
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Pacific Fleet claims garbage island as US territory
Garbage Island is located in a convergence zone of the North Pacific Gyre. We're not sure what these lines mean, but they probably have something to do with
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Navy says lava field near base housing area may be unsafe
It's still better than contaminated drinking water, amirite?
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Navy intel officer gives wrong secure phone number to creepy crypto guy
Quick thinking Rebecca!
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Point/counterpoint: Please stop ratfucking the MREs vs. I want M&Ms
A time honored tradition.
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'All else fails' added to DoD operational risk management model
At least we tried right?
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Study: Rising sea levels may affect thousands of warrant officers lounging on beach during middle of workday
One planet, one chance.
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DOD’s Afghanistan PCS voucher kicked back due to unauthorized nation-building expenses
THE PENTAGON – To complete its mission in Afghanistan, the Department of Defense faces a task more harrowing than combat: getting its PCS voucher for mission and travel expenses approved. Eileen
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A shortlist of things US Navy submarines have never collided with, but might one day
They are probably using Apple Maps.
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Opinion: Honor America’s veterans by having the naivete to listen to retired generals
We should really listen to this guy.
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Biden criticized for hasty and sloppy withdrawal from war on Christmas
C'mon man, do better.
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Poll: Troops smoked for minor offenses happy that Air Force got off for killing kids
This is such a relief.
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National Guard deployed to enforce vaccine mandate on National Guard
Always ready, always there with an inoculation.
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US strikes deal with Taliban to recover dick drawings left behind in Afghanistan
The value of art can be incalculable.
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Trust completely eroded after sergeant pretends to lose count of pushups
Will I never trust again?
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Biden wanders into war room after hearing reports of Chinese lunch
Who doesn't love a good catered launch?
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Applebee's to offer free meals only to veterans who won in Afghanistan
Freedom isn't free and neither is your meal.
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Child stays up late on Veterans Day eve to catch glimpse of veteran climbing down chimney
He does exist!
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