DoD memo from 1985 finally authorizes service members to wear mullets
It's about damn time.
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Staff Sergeant: This 29th vaccination is where I draw the line
They have gone too far this time.
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Lieutenant at sleepover dared to turn off lights and chant 'Sergeant Major' in mirror three times
Some nightmares are real.
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National Guard changes 'Minutemen' nickname to 'Permanentmen'
Permanentmen are on the front lines of everything
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77 years after D-Day, 97 year-old veteran finally awarded letter of reprimand
You can run, but you can't hide.
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Coast Guard's birthday promises to have boatloads of wine coolers
Seas the day!
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Hilarious! Sergeant Major’s ‘funny stories’ really just hazing stories
If you are not uncomfortable, is it even funny?
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Air Force warns of 'Martian air superiority' gap after NASA repeatedly flies helicopter on red planet
“It seems clear that NASA has gained a first-mover advantage."
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Spelling error leads to mandatory vacations for all US troops
How dare they force vacations on us.
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Coast guardsman enlists to protect and defend Cheddar Bay
Some things are worth protecting at all costs.
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99% of you won't share this picture of the US flag, study finds
One like equals one prayer.
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PSYOPS to add another S to their name
If you can spell it, you can join it.
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Taliban calls emergency meeting after US, its largest donor, pulls funding
You can sponsor the Taliban for only $5 per day.
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Space Force still on Air Force’s phone plan
Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula.
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Afghanistan looking forward to peace after US withdrawal, says Taliban minister of public executions
A peaceful execution of power.
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Duffel Blog's definitive guide to making toilet wine
This is going to come in handy.
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Ransomware takedown of DTS went unnoticed for years
Approved expense reports would have raised more suspicions.
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People stranded on island wave away Coast Guard helicopter, “no thanks! It’s much better here!”
Can you blame them?
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US quietly drops 'enduring' and 'freedom' portions of Operation Enduring freedom
Where'd we put that Mission Accomplished sign again?
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Gen. Milley looks for rebound war as Afghanistan moves on
Didn't we almost have it all.
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Last C-17 out of Afghanistan still waiting for CWO4 who said she'd 'be right back'
"Her cover is here."
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Segways allowed in new Air Force fitness test
Ride like the wind, airman
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Veteran with 'be courteous with fireworks' yard sign unaffected by Flowmaster exhaust, Toby Keith
The brain is a mysterious organ.
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Quiet professional wears 'quiet professional' shirt to stress his quiet professionalism
Does this also come in a tank top?
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Donald Rumsfeld refuses to live in a world without war in Afghanistan
Goodnight, sweet prince.
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