Navy sends influencer to Super Bowl instead of fixing your ship
The Navy brand is getting real, getting better
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Report: All female-crewed Chinese spy balloon performed Super Bowl flyover
NORAD is still trying to confirm there was a balloon.
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‘Sailors belong at sea,’ says man who hates his family
Despite the coffee mug, he is not world's best boss.
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Air Force selects shake weight for physical training
I don't know, but it's been said, Shake Weight hit me in the head.
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Air Force to revive tops in blue as part of 2023 NDAA
Now all the entertainment, with one-third less sexual harassment and reckless driving.
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Watch this idiot pilot drive away with gas pump still attached
At least he didn't leave the baby carrier on the canopy. Again.
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Mishap pilot christens F-35 wreckage, names it ‘whiskey dick’
This never happened with his old F-35.
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Air Force deploys giant military cats to defeat Chinese balloons
@#$%ing stuff up is just what they do.
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Air Force shoots down military spouse after mistaking it for spy balloon
Stuff happens. Mistakes were made. #FakeNews
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Jedi chaplain finds your lack of faith disturbing
Why does Chaps keep trying to Force choke me?
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Shaking HMMWV hits 88 mph, travels through time
Gotta get back in time to show the power of love.
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Navy spills green diesel over aquifer on st. Patrick's day
Kiss me, I'm glowing!
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Coast Guard recruitment incentive offers $115 in bed, bath & beyond coupons
This follows the Navy's 2020 "Wayfair, you've got the Navy I need" program.
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Drone videos include unskippable 15-second ads
Or watch a full-length ad to not see any more for the duration of your mission.
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Marine stops masturbating long enough to return fire
No port-a-potties were harmed in the reporting of this article.
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Army unveils new logo that totally doesn’t resemble a butthole
You can't unsee it.
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Veteran unsure where to tattoo 'project management professional' on body
CompTIA and Microsoft CSA already have prime neck real estate .
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Space Force declares bankruptcy after silicon valley bank collapse
Times are tough for all sorts of startups.
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US Navy sub accidentally collides with downed Reaper drone
The Navy has categorized the event as a Class-A Oopsie.
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DoD to migrate all field grade officers to the cloud
Taking obsolescent officers from flops to teraflops.
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Space Force chief releases annual ‘binge-watch’ list
Reading is sooooo 2019.
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Fort Hood running out of gates to name after murdered soldiers
"III Corpse" is less a typo than an undercount.
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Milley accidentally types ‘hot goth girls’ into teams chat with Joint Chiefs
First PLT, Company C, 1/502 supportive: "Oh, hell yeah."
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Officers with Bronze Star license plates least likely to have left FOB
WASHINGTON – A study released today found that officers who purchased non-valor Bronze Star license plates for their vehicles were 98% less likely to have left a forward operating base, or
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Pornhub opens first SIPR website
MONTREAL, Canada — U.S. troops stationed abroad now have 24-hour access to the latest hardcore pornography from back home, thanks to a deal that allows adult website Pornhub to host
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