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Lost doctrine finally answers the age-old question: What if marching was fabulous?
After decades of dominating air superiority, Navy shifts focus to dominating water mediocrity.
Senior leaders cite “mission creep,” cosplay mishaps, and energy drinks as key factors in birthday parade debacle.
“I’m not letting those goddamn CENTCOM punks steal from me again,” said Adm. Samuel Paparo. “Not this time. Not ever.”
Insists he's ‘more injured than most heroes’ after learning parade route involves walking.
Jet claims it was just being polite when Qatari royals “kept climbing inside.”
Army insists it’s “a completely different Hitler,” citing strong Union loyalty and bratwurst recipes.
Johnson single-handedly organized a supply run for pumpkin spice latte MREs (Meals, Ready-to-Eat).
“While he achieved literally none of his stated objectives, the PowerPoint slides were clean, and he cc’d a lot of people.”
"A man should feel safe as he walks down the street, not agonizing that a woman could be around any corner."
The retired officer says that America is woefully under-resourced in a defense technology capability that is only sold by his company.
"I saw it all. All of Pornhub at once. I was, like, the god of porn for a minute.”
The USS Ronald Reagan held the record for simultaneous penis inspections, with 473 sailors participating.
“While the military will assuredly go on destroying the world in life, the Golden State will not allow them to do so in death,” said Gov. Newsom.
“I was first in line,” said Pfc. Travis Thompson, who camped overnight for the release.
He's taking a firm stance not against, but in support of drug use.
The publication's editor was added to another Signal chat called "Joint Ops Bantz 🔥💥🚀 (NO FOREIGN)"
“Oops, I got my wires crossed again."
Budgetary offices across the service branches are scrambling after receiving the ambiguous guidance.
"The very first thing he signed was, ‘Dookie, Sir, West Point, Sir!’”
“You should’ve seen what those beaches were wearing," the captain said.
The embattled Pentagon chief, long viewed as a DUI hire, is looking for the exits.
“Honoring the troops is core to our brand,” said Lauren Trent, Applebee’s Chief Marketing Officer.
"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"
The service's novel approach is to recruit technologically adept virgins into the intelligence community.
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