Where every war story ends with ‘and then we went TDY.’
Donation will “tide everyone over” until someone finds seven billion more cans
Congress assures troops that poverty builds character.
Hundreds of generals trapped at Quantico after DTS crash forced to role-play their way out.
Generals relieved it wasn’t a firing squad or Eyes Wide Shut reenactment
Pentagon insists new base name will really bring the country together this time
U.S. intel community describes situation as “super-weird, even for Alaska”
Cobra had been increasingly preoccupied with Billy’s future, particularly in the aftermath of the group’s disastrous foray into Ukraine.
U.S. military now powered by freedom, capitalism, and high-fructose corn syrup
“While he achieved literally none of his stated objectives, the PowerPoint slides were clean, and he cc’d a lot of people.”
The retired officer says that America is woefully under-resourced in a defense technology capability that is only sold by his company.
"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"
Corners remain to be turned, contracts to be awarded
"We’re all a little confused about how this happened."
Genius.
