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Navy
The service that floats around the world looking for Wi-Fi.
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Woke Navy goat steals herself
Chew on that.
Dec 11, 2021 · 2 min read
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Meet the boot who cares about the Army-Navy game
We are just glad someone does.
Dec 10, 2021 · 1 min read
Navy says lava field near base housing area may be unsafe
It's still better than contaminated drinking water, amirite?
Dec 6, 2021 · 1 min read
Navy intel officer gives wrong secure phone number to creepy crypto guy
Quick thinking Rebecca!
Dec 4, 2021 · 2 min read
A shortlist of things US Navy submarines have never collided with, but might one day
They are probably using Apple Maps.
Nov 26, 2021 · 2 min read
A Navy SEAL’s guide to maximizing your trick-or-treating success
Is there anything they can't teach us?
Oct 30, 2021 · 2 min read
Navy approves wear of parrots on shoulders
Argh, it's about damn time.
Oct 13, 2021 · 2 min read
Navy denies NFL hopeful's request to delay service due to need for clueless ensign
They're running low on bumbling O-1s
Jun 18, 2021 · 2 min read
Marine Corps forgets mother’s day gift for Navy AGAIN and it’s fine, forget it, never mind
Is a call too much to ask for?
May 9, 2021 · 2 min read
Gender reveal mine announces Navy's next ship will be a dud
Congratulations, dad!
May 7, 2021 · 2 min read
US Navy glad someone else’s boat fucked up for once
Ever Given gives Navy a break
Mar 31, 2021 · 1 min read
Navy considers crotch-level rank insignia in effort to avoid awkward chest gaze
The service may soon field crotch-level rank tabs to solve the problem of the “awkward chest gaze."
Feb 22, 2021 · 2 min read
Claiming massive touchdown fraud, Navy vows to fight game results to Supreme Court
"They needed to stop counting the points, but they didn’t."
Dec 21, 2020 · 2 min read
