GS-15 quotes himself in his own signature block
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Taliban sergeant major yells at new recruits for walking on his sand
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SECDEF exaggerating symptoms to keep staying at home
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Montana militia discharges 24 soldiers for being vaccinated
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CIA analyst accidentally shoots Russian sub captain, XO
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Stuart Scheller to regain credibility with appearance on Tucker Carlson
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Elves complain of double standard after Santa 'passes' PT test
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Santa denies allegations of toxic eggnog in elf housing
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US moves from DIME strategy to NICKEL during economic downturn
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VA to offer free cup of coffee while you wait in line to die
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Pentagon leaders really struggling with performance review bullets this year
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Toddler aimlessly wandering around base may be lost child or new XO
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More actors shot into space than Space Force personnel: Report
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College student serving in National Guard enjoys worst of both worlds
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Woke Navy goat steals herself
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Meet the boot who cares about the Army-Navy game
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VFW delays event until fat guy with a beard shows up
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Pacific Fleet claims garbage island as US territory
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Navy says lava field near base housing area may be unsafe
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Navy intel officer gives wrong secure phone number to creepy crypto guy
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Point/counterpoint: Please stop ratfucking the MREs vs. I want M&Ms
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'All else fails' added to DoD operational risk management model
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Study: Rising sea levels may affect thousands of warrant officers lounging on beach during middle of workday
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DOD’s Afghanistan PCS voucher kicked back due to unauthorized nation-building expenses
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A shortlist of things US Navy submarines have never collided with, but might one day
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