Marine Corps excited not to be first to infect everyone this time
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Morale skyrockets after mandatory fun event canceled
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Vet brand coffee beans pass through intestines of four vet bros before they hit your cup
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Space Force quarantines lieutenants in wormhole to protect them from COVID-19
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Trump and Biden give your weekend safety brief
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Michigan militia fights to take back domestic terrorism industry from foreigners
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COVID-19 executes flu d’état, seizes control of US capital
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ClauseFic? Army to publish ‘fifty shades of war’ fanfic erotica
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Air Force smart bomb too clever for dumb Navy bomb
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Biden: Let the troops decide where to invade next
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Squad leader dies after first sergeant tells soldiers to ‘immolate’ good leaders
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Baby boomer jet realizes it may never be able to retire
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MILFaceApp allows civilians to see how they would look had they served
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Pentagon circle-jerks grind to halt as coronavirus fears spread
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DoD fields ‘Brown star cluster’ flare for when mission goes to shit
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sPoOky! This soldier is going as Fort Hood for Halloween
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Celebrities devastated by lack of invitations to Marine Corps balls
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BREAKING: You didn’t print enough copies of your orders
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National Guard botches plan to suppress the vote
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Pentagon admits defense budgeting modeled on hungry hungry hippos
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New female body armor just pink, more expensive regular body armor
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Fort Bragg to get all energy from burn pits by 2025
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Stolen valor: Phony ‘soldier’ walking around accepting candy for his ‘service’
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SEAL book chronicles challenge of being a SEAL without a book deal
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Military to officially replace adequate sleep with energy drinks and Adderall
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