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Naval Academy summer program teaches kids how to be racist, tie knots
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Pentagon renames fort Huachuca to fort hawk tua
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Cobra Commander begs son to join Air Force
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DOGE vows to reduce Pentagon to triangle
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Green Beans calls up reserve baristas
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Mattis emerges from time machine, horrified to learn Pete Hegseth is SecDef
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Freshly-acquitted diddy gives your weekend safety brief
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8 tattoos you can get under new Hegseth policy
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ICE deports Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps
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Iran rebranded 'Pepsistan' in new Pepsi-Pentagon strategic partnership
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VA launches negative disability ratings to fill budget gaps
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C-5 on Ramstein ramp spends entire world war III in timeout
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This July 4th, remember to honor veterans who lost limbs last July 4th
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Hegseth renames USNS Harvey milk to USNS James earl Ray, but a different one
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Noem visit to LA troops ends in gunfire, K-9 fatality
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Grandma just wants to know if that was you dropping bombs on Iran
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US accidentally re-invades Iraq
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Army birthday parade sparks rediscovery of Von Steuben’s pimp-step parade doctrine
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Navy finishes retrofitting F/A-18s with periscopes, torpedoes
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Army secretary decries 'PowerPoint in parade form' for Trump's birthday
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After Israel attacks Iran, IndoPacom commander starts hiding missiles under bed
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Trump declines parade march, citing sudden bone spur flare-up
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New Air Force one denied security clearance due to excessive foreign connections
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Fort irwin to be renamed fort Hitler
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