Donation will “tide everyone over” until someone finds seven billion more cans
Company pledges espresso superiority across all combat zones.
"It's super awkward to put on my LinkedIn profile," said Gen. Randall Reed, the commander.
“If you’re excited about these changes, just wait til you see what I do to your balls.”
According to CIA data, in 2024 alone, DEI agents hosted more than 2,000 diversity-themed events.
“I thought I could trust J.D., but this changes everything,” said Gertrude Witherscotch, an 87-year-old voter.
Afghan villagers excited to once again be focus of American attention
