Donation will “tide everyone over” until someone finds seven billion more cans
Company pledges espresso superiority across all combat zones.
"It's super awkward to put on my LinkedIn profile," said Gen. Randall Reed, the commander.
“If you’re excited about these changes, just wait til you see what I do to your balls.”
The company has been "an industry-leading innovator in bullet point technology for over five decades."
According to CIA data, in 2024 alone, DEI agents hosted more than 2,000 diversity-themed events.
“You can’t fire me if you can’t find me,” read a note at the bottom of a coffee mug at Marine Corps Base Camp Lejeune.
Walz has seen the horrors of routine training events in partner countries.
“I thought I could trust J.D., but this changes everything,” said Gertrude Witherscotch, an 87-year-old voter.
"Unsurprised" Tucker Carlson recommends tanning taint instead
Afghan villagers excited to once again be focus of American attention
Sometimes you need to lick it first.
"They came and they took it all"
The Air Force is said to be 'encouraged' by the outcome
Stuff happens. Mistakes were made. #FakeNews
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JACKSON, Mo. — After more than 17 years inside a retired Special Forces soldier's colon, the first Meals Ready-to-Eat consumed during the war in Afghanistan was pooped out this
Congrats, big guy!
Congrats to Mr. & Mrs. Chaos
China's fingerprints are all over this.
Slick move.
The unprovoked attack on the sea floor surprised analysts.
Just a little while longer.
They have no idea what is coming.
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