Green Beans calls up reserve baristas
Company pledges espresso superiority across all combat zones.
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TRANSCOM renamed PENISORVAGINACOM to comply with Presidential Directives
"It's super awkward to put on my LinkedIn profile," said Gen. Randall Reed, the commander.
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VA Secretary promises to personally punch every veteran in the nutsack
“If you’re excited about these changes, just wait til you see what I do to your balls.”
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Leidos wins $10 billion contract to write 5 bullets on what fed employees did last week
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Dozens killed in Navy SEAL raid on clandestine DEI cell
According to CIA data, in 2024 alone, DEI agents hosted more than 2,000 diversity-themed events.
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Department of Government Efficiency unable to find single chief warrant officer to fire
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Walz earns support with key 'guys who consider Kuwait a deployment' demographic
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Is America ready for a POG Vice President?
“I thought I could trust J.D., but this changes everything,” said Gertrude Witherscotch, an 87-year-old voter.
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Fauci admits Military Decision Making Process not based on science
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Kids’ Choice Awards names War on Terror 'Coolest War for Kids'
Afghan villagers excited to once again be focus of American attention
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Military spouse genitals now CAC-enabled
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Multiple F-35s shot down in 3-hour dogfight with Chinese balloon
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Air Force shoots down military spouse after mistaking it for spy balloon
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Marine stops masturbating long enough to return fire
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First MRE eaten in war in Afghanistan finally pooped out
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Mattis finally allowed to move out of barracks
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9 badass quotes Mattis should have left out of his wedding vows
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Cyber Commander stands up task force on how to open this PDF
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Raytheon wins $500 million contract to provide Naval Academy with bigger, greasier pole
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15,000 dead after longest Russian drill weekend ever
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