Military aide must ‘dummy cord’ nuclear football after leaving it on Biden’s Corvette Mar 18, 2024 2 min read paid
First Sergeant still an asshole after visit from ghosts on Christmas Eve Dec 18, 2023 1 min read paid
Veteran unsure where to tattoo 'project management professional' on body Mar 28, 2023 3 min read paid
'Til Valhalla' may not apply to Marine who died masturbating in porta-potty Apr 8, 2022 2 min read paid
Trust completely eroded after sergeant pretends to lose count of pushups Nov 15, 2021 2 min read paid
Hundreds dead after Air Force dining facility runs out of truffles, wagyu beef Oct 25, 2021 2 min read paid
Daniel Craig gains 40 pounds, God complex after becoming honorary naval officer Oct 2, 2021 2 min read paid
Biden solemnly reflects on where he was when the flying things hit the— uhh, you know, c'mon man Sep 11, 2021 2 min read paid
Radio Shack manager refuses to give National Guard general time off for drill Apr 10, 2021 3 min read paid