Marine Corps Band NJP'd for Playing 'Baby its Cold Outside'

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Martin Shkreli Pays $3 For Only Copy Of Final 'Tops In Blue' Album

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A-10 Squadron Intentionally Naughty To Get Coal For Fuel

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Weird Guy On Watch Talking About How He Can Freeze Time Again

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Records Reveal Commander In Chief Has NEVER Deployed!

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Colonel Without Combat Patch Decides It's Finally Safe to Leave the Pentagon

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Army Replacing Enlistment Bonuses With Welfare Checks

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Army Bans Whistles To Discourage Future Whistleblowers

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Vets With Similar Combat Experiences Try One-Upping Deployment Masturbation Stories

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STUDY: Mobile Porn Sites Work Better On Chapel WiFi

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Coast Guard Inspects Epic Party Boat Over And Over And Over

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Terminally Ill Make-a-Wish Child Accused Of Stolen Valor

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Federal Agencies Solve Veteran Unemployment Problem By Linking To USAJobs

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

BREAKING: Page Actually Unintentionally Left Blank

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Guard Recruiter's 'Netflix And Drill' Not Catching On So Far

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Army Reserve Raises Terror Threat Level To 'Meh'

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

DoD Combines All The Nutjobs Into New Super Unit

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Jewish Soldier AWOL After Misinterpreting ‘Christmas Exodus’

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Bride of ISIS Fighter New Year's Resolutions: 'Please Help Me, I've Made a Terrible Mistake'

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

F-35 Blows New Year's Resolution, Gains $25 Billion

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