Chinese spy balloon made mostly out of classified US documents
They are common building material now.
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NORAD Santa tracking systems to eventually track real things
Command critical to national survival requests patience
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8 grunt style t-shirts that scream 'I can't move on'
There's one for every professional veteran.
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Nerd Intel officer won’t store top secret documents outside SCIF
Total dork probably eats his boogers
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USMC 'training and education 2030' calls for 70% Marine literacy within decade
Out: Coloring books and crayons. In: Comic books and Letters to Penthouse
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Space Force Special Forces team sidelined by mass carpal tunnel incident
They also serve, who only sit and click.
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VetBro wishes he could get back to ranting about issues he understands
"I mean, I'm not racist but..."
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White paper about white papers printed on white paper
Seriously. And someone actually thinks you'll read it.
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Major dies while on hold with SATO travel
Literally no one surprised.
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Commissary limits retirees to two war stories per visit
Do not make eye contact. Just back away.
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Command Sergeant Major suggests Ukraine tell Russia to stay off its grass
Also suggests assigning Russian Generals to area beautification
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Recruiting woes leads Army to revamp 80's slogan
USAREC: "This'll get 'em!"
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Afghanistan donates 50 MRAPs and Bagram Air Field to Ukraine
These MRAP best quality, my friend
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Coast Guard petty officer insists you call him coast guardian
PO1 finds religion
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Washington post asks veterans to just kill themselves already
"The best fiscal move for this country?...The data says yes.”
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Pilot’s career summed up as ‘yeah, she’s pretty hot’
The Army hates to see her leave, but loves to watch her fly away.
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Donald Trump forced to move to barracks following NJP
"Only I can survive the ninja punch," says former reality star
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Army casts jonathan majors in new murder mystery set at Fort Hood
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
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Air Force drops ‘join today, get laid tomorrow’ recruiting slogan
"Get A-Head In the Air Force" probably out too
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U.S. Army W.T.F! Moments changes name to "sadly, no longer surprising Army moments"
"Yeah, that tracks," acknowledges Army spokesman
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Fossil of TriCareatops discovered outside Fort Bragg
Strippasaurus Rex remains elusive for troops without $20
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become a government civilian
A life of quiet desperation is still a life
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Ukrainian airman found working side hustle at Kherson Green Beans
Jet mechanic skills currently less valuable than caffeination
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Air Force biolab criticized for toxic work environment
Maybe if you showed you actually deserve to be here your life would get better
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Stripper gives up officers for lent
That one really weird Lieutenant coincidentally super depressed
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