The retired officer says that America is woefully under-resourced in a defense technology capability that is only sold by his company.
The USS Ronald Reagan held the record for simultaneous penis inspections, with 473 sailors participating.
The publication's editor was added to another Signal chat called "Joint Ops Bantz 🔥💥🚀 (NO FOREIGN)"
Budgetary offices across the service branches are scrambling after receiving the ambiguous guidance.
"The very first thing he signed was, ‘Dookie, Sir, West Point, Sir!’”
"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"
"I’ve personally fired every female commander I can find, and now one has completed Best Ranger?”
"The supplier increased the cost by 145%."
