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Air Force holds bake sale to buy bomber

WASHINGTON, DC – With the Air Force facing a series of combined wartime and sequestration budget cuts totaling over $14 billion, Air Force Chief of Staff Mark Welsh III

Air Force grounds $345 billion experimental uniform program

Lt. Gen. Christopher Bogdan jokes about how sequestration is screwing over the other services but not his. ARLINGTON, VA — Air Force officials confirmed Monday that they would be

Report finds vast Air Force conspiracy to recruit hot chicks

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A congressional investigation concluded this week, revealing a decades-long conspiracy by the United States Air Force to recruit and retain better-looking women than

In wake of sex scandals, Air Force dismantles Fleet of 'pussy wagon' recruiting vehicles

LACKLAND AFB, TX — In an attempt to cut down on sexual assault in its ranks, the Air Force has ordered its recruiters to stop driving their familiar yellow

Air Force institutes 'don't be a Dumbass' safety campaign

THE PENTAGON — The U.S. Air Force announced a new program Monday for keeping troops safe off the battlefield, and it's already being hailed as so

Anthony Weiner selected as Air Force sexual assault prevention chief

Weiner discusses the dangers of sexual assault, and mentors troops on how to better hide their indiscretions. ARLINGTON, VA – The Air Force announced Wednesday they had selected former

Senior Air Force NCO stationed in Alaska wonders what happened to his career

NOME, ALASKA — Air Force Technical Sgt. Frank Lott thought he was doing everything the Air Force wanted him to do, but now finds his career at a dead

Air Force suspends teleworking drone operator after wedding party bombed

LAS VEGAS, NV — The Air Force is rethinking its liberal telecommuting policy after a drone operator working from home accidentally incinerated a Yemeni wedding party in what Air

Air Force apologizes for ‘tasteless’ Christmas ham drop in Afghanistan

KANDAHAR – The United States Air Force was forced to issue a formal apology for the offense caused by the parachuting of hundreds of Christmas hams onto assorted Pashtun

Is Air Force Major Eric Newburgh the fastest man alive?

MACDILL AFB, FL — At the edge of a grainy surveillance video taken last month of the main entrance of U.S. Central Command at MacDill Air Force Base,

Air Force doubles down in Afghanistan, fields new band

SHAW AIR FORCE BASE — Despite looming budget cuts that have grounded a total of 17 combat squadrons, the Air Force has deployed its newest weapon in Afghanistan: A

Contractor designs Air Force jet, Chinese missile to shoot it down

WASHINGTON — Congress has promised to hold hearings after a Department of Defense watchdog turned up evidence that the contractor manufacturing the Air Force's planned F-24

8-Year-Old begs Air Force dad for terrible military-style haircut

BOX ELDER, S.D. — The Ellsworth Air Force Base barber shop sees its fair share of regulars, but none may be as young or excited to be there

Air Force to adopt Prancercise physical fitness program

Nearly a year after changes to Air Force PT rules went into effect, service officials announced on Monday the adoption of a new service-wide fitness conditioning program

Pilot uses Kickstarter to adopt predator drone after deployment

BAGRAM AIRFIELD — Capt. Martin Lewis, an MQ-1 Predator drone pilot in the U.S. Air Force, has raised enough money through the Kickstarter website to bring his

Air Force launches 'virtual work' mobile App

LANGLEY AFB, Va. — The Air Force has officially eliminated any requirement for face-to-face work accountability with the launch of the service's "Virtual Work&

Air Force permits atheists to mentally omit 'God' during forced prayers

WASHINGTON — Following increased public criticism of the Air Force’s controversial religious policies, the Air Force's Special Panel on Religious Freedom has announced a brand new

Air Force, Marines cancel F-35 joint strike fighter

WASHINGTON — Citing “disastrous” management of the F-35 development program and “obvious, catastrophic failings” in the aircraft itself, the Air Force and Marine Corps will jointly announce this

Air Force asks EU for F-35 Bailout

THE PENTAGON – Air Force spokesman Col. Marty Turner announced today that the Air Force is asking the European Union for bailout funds to pay for the next fiscal

Crime rates near Air Force bases plummet as vigilante airmen seek promotions

MAXWELL AFB, Ala.— Crime rates both in and around Air Force bases are dropping at a shocking rate, according to new police statistics released this week. Most are