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284 stories Updated Jun 4, 2026

US 'far behind in capabilities' being sold by retired general

The retired officer says that America is woefully under-resourced in a defense technology capability that is only sold by his company.

Jun 2, 2025 · 3 min read

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New Navy football uniforms honor tradition of ignoring Marine Corps

“Next year, it could be a ship’s bilge,” he added. “Bilges are very important parts of the ship.”

Dec 7, 2020 · 5 min read

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USS Clinton Skipper Claims He Did Not have international relations in South China sea

“You should’ve seen what those beaches were wearing," the captain said.

May 9, 2025 · 3 min read

Duffel Blog presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases

"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"

May 2, 2025 · 3 min read

Navy kicks off 'Incel to Intel' recruiting campaign

The service's novel approach is to recruit technologically adept virgins into the intelligence community.

Apr 30, 2025 · 4 min read

Navy to outfit subs with torpedo bats

A 34-inch, 32-ounce piece of American maple hurtling through international waters with big league dreams.

Apr 21, 2025 · 3 min read

US Navy commissions first openly-straight officer

“We are very proud of this milestone,” said Adm. Lisa Francetti.

Feb 28, 2025 · 3 min read

Dozens killed in Navy SEAL raid on clandestine DEI cell

According to CIA data, in 2024 alone, DEI agents hosted more than 2,000 diversity-themed events.

Feb 26, 2025 · 3 min read

GWOT reenactors gather for disconnected violence, ill-conceived civil projects

Corners remain to be turned, contracts to be awarded

Feb 21, 2025 · 6 min read

Mustachioed Navy officer, obsessed with Japan and toe shoes, still single somehow

So weird.

Feb 5, 2025 · 3 min read

Navy corpsman refuses to give Motrin, tourniquets

“I am making Havoc healthy again,” says Kennedy.

Feb 3, 2025 · 3 min read

Navy fighter jets issued reflective belts to reduce friendly-fire incidents

CNO Adm. Lisa Franchetti announced the new measure yesterday.

Jan 15, 2025 · 3 min read

SOF in crisis after POG terrorist stacks more bodies than career Green Beret

"Our nation expects only the best from SOF, including their transition to the crazed veteran life."

Jan 6, 2025 · 3 min read

Navy creates concubine rating

“For the last time, this is not the same as SWCC."

Nov 18, 2024 · 3 min read

MEPS doctors say sedentary lifestyles bad for recruits’ supple bodies and soft, soft skin

“These are not the buttholes that defeated the Nazis."

Nov 8, 2024 · 3 min read

Annual sorting cover ceremony sorts recruits into military branches

As recruit H. Potter was called forward, he was heard muttering, “Not Marines, not Marines."

Oct 31, 2024 · 3 min read

Opinion: This page maliciously left blank

You can’t control Ctrl+F me? Well, Ctrl+F you, pal.

Aug 28, 2024 · 3 min read

Navy chief: Prosecuting adultery would adversely impact manning

Ramming speed! All ahead full!

Jun 29, 2024 · 3 min read

Navy seeks ball gag order for submarine commander

Lawyers whip up order after video surfaces

Jun 1, 2024 · 2 min read

Navy announces USS Hamid Karzai International Airport As Second ship in new despair-class

'We want to truly honor America's modern record of military success'

May 31, 2024 · 3 min read

United States Navy testing wind-turbine powered aircraft carriers

Big Blue to become Big Green

May 29, 2024 · 2 min read

Navy Captain sacked for misplacing confidence

Believed to be the first case of a senior officer firing himself

May 17, 2024 · 2 min read

Navy SEAL horrified that local man has never heard of Navy SEALs

Never heard of the 'Quiet Professionals'? Who is this beta?

May 3, 2024 · 2 min read

Navy introduces douchebag to admiral program

You can be his wingman anytime

Apr 26, 2024 · 2 min read

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