Coast Guard asks to crash on Navy’s couch 'just for a little while'
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Navy football unveils “Donald Duck heritage” pants-less uniforms for Army/Navy
ANNAPOLIS, Md. – Ahead of the annual Army-Navy game, Navy Football has unveiled their custom 2019 game uniforms. The uniforms are Donald Duck themed and come complete with a custom helmet,
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Navy: Obese sailors more buoyant, save billions in life jacket costs
PENTAGON — Sailors’ waistlines may be expanding, but their increased buoyancy is saving the Defense Department billions of dollars in life-jacket costs, according to a study released by the Navy. The
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Navy combat fatness test starts soon for chiefs and super chiefs
THE PENTAGON — The Army may have a new physical fitness test, but the Navy has countered with a new Combat Fatness Test. All chief petty officers and above are going
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VA finally mails disability rating decision to Navy veteran kirk douglas
WASHINGTON — The tenth Secretary of Veterans Affairs, The Honorable Robert Wilkie, is proud to announce his agency finally has mailed Navy veteran Kirk Douglas his disability rating decision. The Veterans
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SECNAV: The best way to halt COVID-19 is a 355 ship navy
WASHINGTON — Acting Secretary of the Navy Thomas B. Modly cited the importance of a 355-ship navy in the fight against the novel coronavirus at a think tank roundtable today in
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Princess cruises offers Navy tips on Coronavirus
SAN DIEGO — A representative of Princess Cruises has met with the U.S. Navy Pacific fleet to share what the cruise ship operator has learned about Coronavirus in the past
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Ousted Navy secretary modly vows to find out who stole frozen strawberries
THE PACIFIC — Ousted Navy Secretary Thomas Modly said Wednesday that he would continue to investigate the theft of one quart of frozen strawberries aboard the USS Theodore Roosevelt, sources confirmed
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Mullets are back as Navy relaxes grooming standard
WASHINGTON — To limit the spread of COVID-19, the Navy has announced the temporary loosening of its notoriously strict grooming standards. “We’re still going to make everyone go to work
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Navy reduces sailor obesity with ‘slow-feeder’ galley trays
SAN DIEGO, Calif. — The fattest service nine years running, the Navy is seeking a solution to the obesity epidemic sweeping our nation’s military. The service has made it clear,
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Navy fitness-instructor school plagued with inexplicably high rates of diabetes
MILLINGTON, Tenn. — The Navy’s primary school for training sailors to become physical fitness instructors has recently been plagued by sweaty, heavy-breathing students who have exceptionally high rates of diabetes,
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Navy names missile after Crozier just to fire him a third time
WASHINGTON — The US Navy has officially named a smart bomb after Capt. Brett Crozier, the officer who spoke up in order to protect his crew from COVID-19, in order to
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Army-Navy game to be renamed 'suckers vs. Losers bowl'
WASHINGTON — The Defense Secretary on Tuesday ordered the Army-Navy Game renamed to Suckers vs. Losers Bowl in order to better reflect White House policy changes toward the military. “President Donald
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Navy announces ‘paperless system’ with mandatory paper copies
WASHINGTON — Secretary of the Navy Kenneth Braithwaite announced the Navy would be shifting to a paperless administration system with mandatory paper copies, sources report. “We need to streamline the Navy,
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Air Force smart bomb too clever for dumb Navy bomb
NEVADA TEST AND TRAINING RANGE, Nev. — After winning a competition at the military’s annual Red Flag exercise, an Air Force Small Diameter Bomb II was just too intelligent for
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Marine Lance Corporal tries to attack Japan after watching ‘Pearl Harbor’ movie
KANEOHE BAY, HI - A Marine stationed aboard Marine Corps Base Hawaii recently went on a personal mission to attack Japan. Lance Corporal James Vanhue, of 1st Battalion, 3rd Marines,
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Controversial 'Navy SEAL slide' move now taught at BUD/s
CORONADO, CA — In a memo that is sure to send shockwaves through the SEAL community, Naval Special Warfare Command released details on a new move to be taught to all
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Navy: Strip clubs and bars to be installed aboard aircraft carriers
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Pentagon announced today that the Navy will be installing strip clubs and bars aboard all aircraft carriers. The unusual move comes at a time when
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Marine cook awarded Navy cross for 'best instant eggs the Colonel has ever eaten'
CAMP MUJUK, KOREA – Some Marines get awarded medals for distinguished service on the battlefield, but one young PFC has been given a Navy Cross for an achievement closer to home.
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Navy prospect desperate to avoid sea service, recruiter has been 'big help'
SAN DIEGO, CA – 17 year-old Nathan Brottman wants to serve his country, and he's got the perfect plan for how to do it - the Navy's
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Grizzly bear wanders into unlocked recruiting office, joins Navy
MARYSVILLE, WA — It's not every day that a grizzly bear is spotted -- let alone inside a Navy recruiting station. Six weeks ago, Police received a call regarding
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Fake teen Navy SEAL rescued in Yemen by real Navy SEALs
SAN DIEGO, CA - Local teenager Travis Munroe is safe and back with his family today after being rescued by a platoon of Navy SEALs. Munroe, 17, was kidnapped months
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USS Haditha accidentally sinks fishing boat, machine-guns survivors
MANAMA, Bahrain — In a rare setback for the international anti-piracy campaign off Somalia, U.S. Navy officials today admitted that the American warship USS Haditha accidentally sank a Chinese fishing
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Vietnam veterans outraged over Navy christening of USS Jane Fonda
WASHINGTON — Both the American Legion and the Veterans of Foreign Wars issued a joint statement today condemning the U.S. Navy over the launch of its newest warship, the USS
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Navy submarine avoids tragedy, whale rape off Virginia coast
NORFOLK, VA - Having an unknown contact appear off the stern can be a frightening scenario for many submariners, but it's even worse when that sonar blip is
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