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Sailor who can't wiz accurately into toilet still manning the .50-cal

USS CURTIS WILBUR — Sailors aboard USS Curtis Wilbur (DDG-54) are reacting in shock after learning that a crewmember has recently qualified to stand watch on one of

Opinion: All this recreational devil worship might be affecting my day job

The following is an opinion by Lt. Cdr. Brenda Frey, USS Essex (LHD-2) command chaplain. As somebody who ministers to the spiritual and emotional needs of hundreds

Oct 5, 2022 · 3 min read

Iranian missile test disrupts Navy sexual assault prevention class

THE PERSIAN GULF - The Islamic Republic of Iran's annual missile drill "Great Prophet 9" culminated this year with the firing of 18 ballistic missiles

OMG! A Navy SEAL’s tips for throwing the perfect bridal shower

Duffel Blog sits down with Navy SEAL and part-time wedding planner, Matt Sharpe, for the inside scoop on planning a shower like an operator. "So, your

Navy fires more captains than torpedoes

NORFOLK, Va. — With the recent firing of Navy Capt. Rachel Haltner, commanding officer of the USNS Comfort, shortly before a deployment to South America, the Navy has officially

Navy issues tablets to prepare sailors for careers working with 1970s electronics

GREAT LAKES, Ill. — Navy’s Recruit Training Command (RTC) has launched a pilot program to give incoming recruits tablet computers to prepare them for working on electronics from

New Navy 'battle stations' simulates PowerPoint, trash sorting

NAVAL STATION GREAT LAKES, Ill. — Battle Stations, the grueling 12-hour simulation that all enlisted members of the United States Navy must complete before graduating recruit training, is

USS Gabrielle Giffords christened as Navy's first gun-free warship

MOBILE, Ala. — Seeking to honor a retired congresswoman and 2011 shooting victim in the most considerate and respectful way possible, the Navy today christened the future USS Gabrielle

Navy SEAL writes tell-all book about Delta Force raid

NEW YORK — A US Navy SEAL has released a tell-all book detailing the daring raid into Syria last month by the Army’s highly secretive Delta Force.

Navy will charge sailor so Allen west won't look stupid

THE PENTAGON — After numerous false reports claimed a naval officer would be brought up on charges for using a weapon against Chattanooga gunman Muhammad Abdulazeez, the US Navy

Army too busy to play Navy this college football season

WEST POINT, N.Y. — With college football season drawing near, the United States Military Academy at West Point has released its schedule for the 2015 season without including

Navy chief gives fatherly nod of approval to junior sailor, calls it a day

ATLANTIC OCEAN — Boatswain’s Mate Chief Robert Dallas put in a full day of work onboard USS Arlington (LPD-24) by nodding at a pair of junior sailors,

Navy cook perfects recipe for burnt pancakes

NORFOLK, Va. — Culinary Spc. Seaman Reggie Watkins has absolutely nailed how to burn a pancake, much to the delight of the crew of USS Anzio (CG-68). Watkins

Ben Carson claims he refused full scholarship with Navy SEAL Team 6

Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson on Friday confessed that he never applied or attended West Point, though he did admit that he once refused a "full scholarship&

Doctors close to cure for Butthurt disease

Naval scientists say they are within reach of a cure for Butthurt Disease, more commonly known as BHD.

Navy unveils $14.99 (+ s/h) strategic planning technology

THE PENTAGON — The Navy today announced a new contract with the Milton Bradley Company to develop a cost-efficient technology for use on the maritime battlefield. Milton Bradley

Navy beats Army in annual pillow fight

WEST POINT, N.Y. — For the twelfth year straight, midshipmen from the U.S. Naval Academy at Annapolis, Md., have bested the U.S. Army's West

Navy downgraded to 'regional force for good'

"Let's be honest," Adm. John Richardson, Chief of Naval Operations said. "The F-35 has sucked our budget dry like one of those

Navy officer sold secrets to China for Dave & buster’s power card, officials say

WASHINGTON – The U.S. Navy officer charged with espionage and suspected of supplying national secrets to China and Taiwan has confessed to doing so in exchange for a

Navy gym evacuated after axe body spray incident

GUANTANAMO BAY – A Naval Emergency Response Team is working to clean up the fitness center at Naval Station Guantanamo Bay, after the facility was evacuated because levels of

America’s Navy: Are you going to finish eating that?

THE PENTAGON — Hey, thanks for making it out to meet me for lunch. Sorry I’m so out of breath. Apparently there’s an actual Gold Star mom

Ray Mabus admits that he just hates the Navy

THE PENTAGON — Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus admitted to reporters last week that the reason he’s made so many unpopular changes is because he “just hates

Opinion: The Navy should grant me paternity leave whenever a boat mama pops out another of my kids

The Navy recently rolled out a policy giving all new active-duty mothers 90 days paid leave after they have a baby. The decision was made in the

Navy posthumously awards Chris Kyle medals he said he earned

WASHINGTON — In light of revelations that Navy SEAL Chris Kyle may have embellished his count of awards, the Navy has posthumously given him all the medals he claimed