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I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus…While Daddy Was Deployed

Oct 31, 2023 2 min read paid

Israeli, Palestinian officials commit to ensuring kids grow up hating one another

Oct 27, 2023 3 min read paid

Zombies who devoured Camp Lejeune personnel may be entitled to compensation

Oct 27, 2023 2 min read paid

Russia sends observers to Gaza to provide war crime advice

Oct 24, 2023 2 min read paid

OPINION: On Veterans Day, I thank hostile nations for my retirement pay

Oct 23, 2023 3 min read paid

VA closing parking lots for 'suicide standdown'

Oct 20, 2023 2 min read paid

Declutter your home by losing half your stuff while PCSing

Oct 20, 2023 2 min read paid

Fort Cavazos to reinstate English feudal right of Prima Nocta

Oct 20, 2023 2 min read paid

Hometown somehow sucks even more than when you first enlisted

Oct 18, 2023 1 min read paid

DoD introduces Devil's Advocate General Corps

Oct 17, 2023 1 min read paid

First female Navy SEAL maintains standard of being Oakley wearing D-bag

Oct 17, 2023 2 min read paid

Marines Improve Cyber Skills with Microchip Eating Contest

Oct 16, 2023 3 min read paid

Crossfit LLC wins contract to take Air Force officer fitness tests

Oct 13, 2023 1 min read paid

Satanic Chaplain Scores 666 on Combat Fitness Test

Oct 10, 2023 2 min read paid

Marine removed from White House after biting Biden's dog

Oct 10, 2023 1 min read paid

"Nailed it!", says Intel officer who assessed Middle East violence as "possible"

Oct 10, 2023 2 min read paid

[INSERT MILITARY UNIT] Struggling with [INSERT OUTDATED OR PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIOR]

Oct 6, 2023 2 min read paid

Trump: Department of Veterans Affairs will be Department of Losers and Suckers

Oct 4, 2023 3 min read paid

Government shutdown shuts down Government Task Force to End Government Shutdowns

Oct 2, 2023 1 min read paid

ASK SGT CASANOVA: Deciphering keywords in dating profiles

Oct 2, 2023 3 min read paid