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Invoking military heroism, Congressman Santos pleads not guilty

Apr 18, 2023 2 min read paid

F*ckin’ boot didn’t even leak any of the good shit about aliens

Apr 17, 2023 4 min read paid

Fleshlight solar chargers will help DOD meet climate change goals

Apr 14, 2023 4 min read paid

Coast Guard drops trailer for ‘Cocaine Whale’

Apr 14, 2023 2 min read paid

BIGPENIS: Navy erects virtually unhackable communications network

Apr 10, 2023 2 min read paid

CIA reveals secret North Korean sky dick drawing program

Apr 10, 2023 2 min read paid

SAR Team recovers copilots lost on par 5

Apr 9, 2023 4 min read paid

Biden deserts presidency to fight in Ukraine

Apr 7, 2023 3 min read paid

MEDCOM classifies hemorrhoids as sensitive items

Apr 7, 2023 2 min read paid

Breakthrough in Marine Corps technology now allows for shorts so short they reside inside the wearer’s butthole

Apr 7, 2023 3 min read paid

Chinese spy balloon made mostly out of classified US documents

Apr 7, 2023 2 min read paid

NORAD Santa tracking systems to eventually track real things

Apr 7, 2023 4 min read paid

10 Grunt Style T-shirts that scream 'I can't move on'

Apr 7, 2023 3 min read paid

Nerd Intel Officer won’t store top secret documents outside SCIF

Apr 7, 2023 1 min read paid

USMC 'Training and Education 2030' calls for 70% Marine literacy within decade

Apr 7, 2023 3 min read paid

Space Force Special Forces Team sidelined by mass carpal tunnel incident

Apr 7, 2023 1 min read paid

VetBro wishes he could get back to ranting about issues he understands

Apr 6, 2023 1 min read paid

White paper about white papers printed on white paper

Apr 6, 2023 3 min read paid

Major dies while on hold with SATO Travel

Apr 6, 2023 2 min read paid

Commissary limits retirees to two war stories per visit

Apr 6, 2023 2 min read paid