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Trade Wars Service Medal delayed by China tariffs

Apr 23, 2025 3 min read paid

Pope dies rather than spend 15 more minutes with a POG

Apr 22, 2025 4 min read paid

Navy to outfit subs with torpedo bats

Apr 21, 2025 4 min read paid

Soldier who doesn't care about politics ready to deter Russian-backed Chinese Iranians

Apr 18, 2025 3 min read paid

Pentagon removes 54th Massachusetts from Army records as 'DEI hires'

Apr 16, 2025 4 min read paid

Man who sat out war declares war on those who didn't

Apr 14, 2025 4 min read paid

Pentagon releases list of approved racial and sexual epithets

Apr 11, 2025 4 min read paid

DoD establishes strategic porn reserve after Canada threatens to disable PornHub

Apr 9, 2025 4 min read paid

Pentagon renames Fort Campbell after the soup

Apr 7, 2025 3 min read members

Citing DEI, Pentagon ends special treatment of black mold in barracks

Apr 4, 2025 3 min read members

Hegseth punishes himself with extra set of 47 pushups for leaking war plans

Apr 2, 2025 3 min read paid

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Apr 1, 2025 1 min read paid

The Trump Administration also accidentally texted us its war plans

Mar 31, 2025 4 min read paid

Man known for poor judgment displays poor judgment

Mar 29, 2025 3 min read paid

Jeff and Tina: Hey, uh, what in the fuck?

Mar 28, 2025 4 min read paid

Hegseth says he meant to send dick pic, not war plans

Mar 26, 2025 3 min read paid

Lieutenant won't shut the fuck up about IPAs

Mar 24, 2025 3 min read paid

Duffel Blog’s guide to joining a foreign military

Mar 21, 2025 5 min read paid

TRANSCOM renamed PENISORVAGINACOM to comply with Presidential Directives

Mar 19, 2025 3 min read paid

Pentagon offers Black recruits exciting opportunities as cooks, truck drivers

Mar 17, 2025 3 min read paid