Man who sat out war declares war on those who didn't
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Pentagon releases list of approved racial and sexual epithets
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DoD establishes strategic porn reserve after Canada threatens to disable PornHub
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Pentagon renames Fort Campbell after the soup
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Citing DEI, Pentagon ends special treatment of black mold in barracks
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Hegseth punishes himself with extra set of 47 pushups for leaking war plans
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The Trump administration also accidentally texted us its war plans
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Man known for poor judgment displays poor judgment
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Jeff and tina: Hey, uh, what in the fuck?
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Hegseth says he meant to send dick pic, not war plans
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Lieutenant won't shut the fuck up about IPAs
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Duffel Blog’s guide to joining a foreign military
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TRANSCOM renamed PENISORVAGINACOM to comply with presidential directives
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Pentagon offers black recruits exciting opportunities as cooks, truck drivers
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Hegseth orders military to paint 'Z' on all vehicles
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VA secretary promises to personally punch every veteran in the nutsack
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Pentagon establishes task force of task forces to address need for task forces
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Satan growing concerned he overpaid for JD vance’s soul
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Hegseth’s top tips on using the warrior ethos to abandon allies and warfighters
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Leidos wins $10 billion contract to write 5 bullets on what fed employees did last week
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US Navy commissions first openly-straight officer
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Dozens killed in Navy SEAL raid on clandestine DEI cell
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Suspicious OPM email ignored by entire government thanks to cyber awareness training
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GWOT reenactors gather for disconnected violence, ill-conceived civil projects
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