Secretary is a lady job, says newly-minted CEO of war
Hegseth expected to ring Pentagon bell at close of every operation.
Hegseth expected to ring Pentagon bell at close of every operation.
Congress assures troops that poverty builds character.
Witnesses say the disrespect rivaled Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and kneeling during the anthem
“Honoring the troops is core to our brand,” said Lauren Trent, Applebee’s Chief Marketing Officer.
Intel update briefing prepared by National Security Advisor Mike Waltz
“I was shocked when I heard Pete was the source of the Pentagon leaks,” said Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard.
“Look, 22 a day just isn’t going to cut it,” said DOGE chief Elon Musk.
As recruit H. Potter was called forward, he was heard muttering, “Not Marines, not Marines."
“Not that I had anything to do with those potshots at my Vice President Trump. I only killed Medicare.”
Absence of broken furniture thrown from third deck an added bonus
Promote ahead of peers
These two. So co-dependent. So freaky. So hot.
Please don't get any ideas about the beef frankfurters
Kyiv by spring!
Panda Express? Robin Hood? Subway? Dude, let's check out GameStop.
Downstairs is probably gonna become a nightmare.
"Bro! 'High Command' bro! Get it? High Command!"
"We honestly just thought people were into canoeing"
Accidentally. Ok, yeah, riiiiiiight.
Makes sense when you think about it.
The world mourns again.
To infinity, and beyond!
WASHINGTON — The Defense Secretary on Tuesday ordered the Army-Navy Game renamed to Suckers vs. Losers Bowl in order to better reflect White House policy changes toward the military. “President Donald
That is unsavory behavior.
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