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Top 10 things you can’t buy because you're not getting paid

Top 10 things you can’t buy because you're not getting paid

Congress assures troops that poverty builds character.

Oct 13, 2025 4 min read members

D.C. man forgets to thank Guardsman for his service while being detained

D.C. man forgets to thank Guardsman for his service while being detained

Witnesses say the disrespect rivaled Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and kneeling during the anthem

Aug 18, 2025 2 min read

Applebee's to offer free meals only to WWI veterans

Applebee's to offer free meals only to WWI veterans

May 5, 2025 3 min read paid

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Apr 1, 2025 1 min read paid

Man known for poor judgment displays poor judgment

Man known for poor judgment displays poor judgment

Mar 29, 2025 3 min read paid

DOGE says ‘22 a day’ isn’t nearly enough

DOGE says ‘22 a day’ isn’t nearly enough

Feb 10, 2025 3 min read paid

Annual Sorting Cover Ceremony sorts recruits into military branches

Annual Sorting Cover Ceremony sorts recruits into military branches

Oct 31, 2024 3 min read paid

Biden reminds everyone that he has Presidential immunity

Biden reminds everyone that he has Presidential immunity

Jul 14, 2024 3 min read paid

Marine sentenced to Leavenworth grateful for extra space, absence of toxic mold

Marine sentenced to Leavenworth grateful for extra space, absence of toxic mold

Absence of broken furniture thrown from third deck an added bonus

Mar 23, 2024 3 min read paid

Morbidly obese major has really squared away haircut

Morbidly obese major has really squared away haircut

Promote ahead of peers

Mar 16, 2024 2 min read paid

US Joint Force Unsurprised to See Nation, Middle-East “Back on Their Bullshit”

US Joint Force Unsurprised to See Nation, Middle-East “Back on Their Bullshit”

Mar 6, 2024 2 min read paid

Breaking: MRE Jalapeño cheese spread terrible anal lubricant

Breaking: MRE Jalapeño cheese spread terrible anal lubricant

Please don't get any ideas about the beef frankfurters

Mar 2, 2024 2 min read paid

“Da BARS!” Nicolai Russinski’s Superfans Predictions for the Upcoming 2024 Offensive Season

“Da BARS!” Nicolai Russinski’s Superfans Predictions for the Upcoming 2024 Offensive Season

Jan 12, 2024 2 min read paid

Vet walks around PX avoiding life; reminiscing about walking around the PX avoiding work

Vet walks around PX avoiding life; reminiscing about walking around the PX avoiding work

Panda Express? Robin Hood? Subway? Dude, let's check out GameStop.

Dec 5, 2023 2 min read paid

Army authorizes women to grow beards

Army authorizes women to grow beards

Downstairs is probably gonna become a nightmare.

Nov 20, 2023 3 min read paid

Milley opens 'Joint Chiefs' cannabis shop outside Fort Myer gate

Milley opens 'Joint Chiefs' cannabis shop outside Fort Myer gate

Sep 26, 2023 3 min read paid

Clitoris Porta-John artwork goes largely unrecognized

Clitoris Porta-John artwork goes largely unrecognized

Aug 21, 2023 2 min read paid

Millions of US military emails accidentally sent to .MILF addresses

Millions of US military emails accidentally sent to .MILF addresses

Jul 24, 2023 2 min read paid

Airman morally opposed to drag show spends weekend at strip club

Airman morally opposed to drag show spends weekend at strip club

Makes sense when you think about it.

Jun 5, 2023 2 min read paid